James ' I wannabe famous' Woodroof
The mercurial Woodroof has been a close friend since the early days of University. Exuberant and entertaining, James loves to be loved. In his desperation to see his names in lights James has dabbled in X-Factor tomfoolery, sparred with uber she-devil Anne Robinson and dreams of starring in Neighbours. Blinded by arrogance, James likened his scribblings on an envelope to Lennon's hand crafted Imagine lyrics
James' Top 10 To Do's
1. Lick a toad
2. Get on OZ TV
3. Find Nicky Whelan
4. Defy death
5. Write a masterpiece
6. MCG - 10 pints
7. Spear fish
8. Learn an instrument
9. Meet a marsupial
10. Night with abbo's
How many do you think he will manage? Answers on a postcard.
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